4 Cats

>   Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
>
>   The first man was an Engineer,
>   The second man was an Accountant,
>   The third man was a Chemist, and
>   The fourth man was a Government Employee.
>  >   To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.'
>
>   T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and
> promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
>
>   Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
>
>   But the Accountant said his cat could do better He called his cat and
> said,
>   'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'
>
>   Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies.
> He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
>
>   Everyone agreed that was good.
>
>   But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
> said, 'Measure, do your stuff.'
>
>   Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10
> ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass
> without spilling a drop.
>
>   Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
>
>   Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, 'What can
> your cat do?'
>
>   The Government Employee called his cat and said, 'CoffeeBreak, do your
> stuff.'
>
>   CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.......
>
>   Ate the cookies..........
>
>   Drank the milk.......
>
>   Shit on the paper.......
>
>   Screwed the other three cats.......
>
>   Claimed he injured his back while doing so........
>
>   Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions........
>
> Put in for Workers Compensation................
>
>   and
>
>   Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............
>
> AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE  WANT'S TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!